» Sinceramente, eu espero a pessoa pra fazer o trabalho desde onze da manhã. As CINCO DA TARDE O FILHO DA PUTA APARECE e reclama que eu demorei cinco minutos para respondê-lo porque tava almoçando.

Atenciosamente, vai tomar no seu cu, que tal?

Bearded Dragon bites Steve Irwin on the Nose! (by Kevin Burton)

“dad where did u get that mug”

“my worlds greatest dad mug? long story”

*dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*

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dragoblah:

Ok i give up

why so cute? *w*

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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.

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